I got on bus 76 this evening around 7pm, a stop before Parkway Parade, and sat at the front of a double decker bus (sidetrack: best seat in da haus!).
At the Parkway bus stop, this uncle (pictured) got on and sat his pervert *** on the seat next to me. Next thing I know, he whips out his phone and points it in my direction. I notice, and just as I turn towards him, his shutter goes off. Yes. CHIIII-CHAKKKKK. Phone wasn’t even on silent. AMATEUR!
Here, it is also worthy to note that I looked like ****. As shitty as anyone could look after an hour-long hot yoga class. Not even wearing indecent clothes — 3/4 length yoga pants, a sports top and a lot of sweat patches.
So naturally I had my doubts like, “surely this uncle is not taking a photo of me? I look gross and I smell even worse. WTF IS HE GOING TO STOMP ME FOR BEING GROSS?”
But then the more I thought about it, I was like, “Cannot be what. Can’t be that he was taking photos of Grand Mercure Roxy because the building is super ugly”.
After a panic tweet, I did what any Singaporean would do. I took picture of him. Sorry about the picture quality. The bus was really cold (good job, SBS. apart from this creepfest, the bus ride was very comfortable.). Also, unlike him, I wasn't very comfortable with taking creepy pictures of random ****ing strangers.
I guess he noticed because in the pic you can see him fiddling with his phone. He was probably raping me with his eyes, or deleting the picture. Or, y’know, BOTH.
While I was trying not to puke on the bus at the thought of him fapping to my face tonight, the pervert decided to take a nap. I decided I would man the **** up and not be fap material. Ryan Gosling, okay, but this dude? In the words of Kumar, "JUMP DOWN AND DIE".
Imagur link of my real-time Twitter updates of what followed, here: http://imgur.com/vdlKR1m
